ukIndependence party shafted.

Following on from DK's comments on the state of play regarding ukip and the Electoral Commission;
The Electoral Commission is acting like the usual little fucking jobsworths with an ounce of power.... pick on the little guys, the easy targets and shout about how good you are for doing it.

from their website,

We aim to place the interests of voters at the centre of our consideration in all our work, but we also need to consider the political parties and candidates who stand for election; and those who administer the electoral process. We believe that it is in the interest of voters that electoral arrangements enable elections to be conducted effectively and efficiently. They should also provide the right opportunities for political parties and candidates to engage with the electorate.

What we value

• We take pride in our independence.
• We are passionate about the quality of our work.
• We are open and honest about what we do.
• We respect stakeholders and each other.
• We value equality and diversity in everything we do.
• We believe it's important to listen to and work with others.

What a load of trendyspeak bollocks;
Anyone who talks about "respecting stakeholders" badges himself as a total fucking twat, diversity has fuck all to do with the Electoral process ( unless you count Tesco bags full of postal votes as a community right in view of ethnic difference in the understanding of democracy).

If they are open and honest perhaps they will explain how their shafting of a small party, when the big parties seem to us do as they like with impunity, places "the interests of voters at the centre of our consideration in all our work."

Blair shouted about sending a cheque for a million back to Bernie Ecclestone as the corruption thing was a tad obvious, even for that cunt, Can anyone say if the cheque has been cashed.... did Nulab ever actually repay the money or did they just give the impression that they had ?

Can the Electoral Commission find out for me please ?

Harry off to war.

I see that Harry 'Wales' is off to earn his keep at last, and what a fucking palaver about if he should be sent, what's the problem ? he's just a guy like any other of the guys out there. I bet money that if he as much as stubs his toe there will be such a fucking outcry, unlike the casual acceptance of the death of, and injury, to other men out there.
Regular readers may well have guessed that the Royal Parasites don't figure in my list of favourite people, the constant fucking whingeing from that lot about 'their privacy'.... look you lot, your only fucking purpose in life is to be famous, to be famous you have to be in the news and out front; that's all,got it ?. It's a simple enough concept even for inbred germans and greeks to understand, you ponce around being royal and you get shitloads of money and privileges, like being an unelected Prime Minister in fact. If you don't like the job just quit and fuck off, if you like the money just grit your teeth and fucking well get on with the job.
I haven't got much time for the Queen, but she does seem to put the hours in although I do wish that, in her role as the person putting her signature on bills that become our laws, she would say " Oh feck awf Tony, mai subjects shall not be ruled by those demmed europeans, go and discuss it properly in that parliament that we opened, we are not amused and we are not signing.... feck awf".
One day she might even get around to defending the faith, a job which pays well but no royal has bothered much with since the previous Elizabeth. I'm not expecting the old biddy to strap on a sword and lay about those who would destroy our faith, but surely an occasional royal tut tut regarding the islamification of her realm would not be expecting too much ? As for that fucking wingnut jugeared twat of a next in line to the job..........

Petition.

I heard on the radio yesterday that Cunt in Chief Blair will email everyone who signed the petition on road pricing, checking with The Daily Telegraph online I get this;

"Over the next few days I will be sending out a response to everyone who has signed the petition against road charging, explaining the problems the country faces and why I believe road pricing is surely part of the answer here, as it is in many other countries.

"I'm not kidding myself that this will change people's views overnight.

"I am convinced, however, that the focus on this issue that the e-petition has brought about will help improve our understanding of the problems and the realisation that there are no cost-free answers."

It says on the petition website something to the effect that your email address will be used solely to report back on progress of the petition ( I can't check at the moment because the site is down again). What right does this Prime Cunt have to email me with his fucking propaganda and party politics. The site is back on again..... it says........

and is collected only to confirm your account and to keep you informed of response to this petition.

I hope that the 1.8 million petitioners all reply to the fucker and brings the tossers whole email system to a halt, something on the lines of please remove my details from your spamming list would do nicely.

Has anyone started a petition that Blair should heed petitions ?

The arrogant slimy smarmy fucking tosspot

Bye Bye friend.

Yesterday I said goodbye to a good friend.
We were not married for twenty something years, then we were married for nine, then not married for twenty something more years. The latter two phases were times of great friendship, even during our disagreements. We were not particularly good together, but together we did some good. Somehow, together, we produced and raised two wonderful sons of whom I am so very proud. To see these two grown men standing side by side as they did as little children saying goodbye to their Mother was a very moving moment. At times like this words are not adequate, but boys, as it says somewhere in the bible " you make my face shine and my heart sing".
She would have been so proud of you too.

Update. Thankyou all for your comments and support

Don't you fucking start!

Not content with every fucking nation under the sun arriving on our shores telling us how to behave, as if those cunts in government don't do enough of it, we have this,

"The new Polish ambassador to Britain has said there may be as many as 600,000 of her compatriots living in the UK, nearly twice the Home Office estimate.
And Barbara Tuge-Erecinska believes Polish history and culture should be taught in British schools as there are now so many Polish children in the classrooms."

For fuck's sake lady, just who the fuck do you think you are ? You want the kids to be taught about Poland then arrange for and pay for fucking classes out of school or get the parents to do it. Why should English kids have to learn about Poland?, they know fuck all about English history and culture..... many of them struggle to speak English and even the English speakers are incapable of writing in cursive script.

It's a pity the Monty Python gang gave up, fucking hell !, even those barmy cunts couldn't come up with the scenario of muslim kids all sitting facing mecca, the girls looking like black daleks in their burkhas (and looking just as sinister), all munching on their fucking halal lunches learning about Polish culture. At the back there may be an English aboriginal kid wondering when he will be noticed, and thinking he'd like pork sausages back on the menu .. they were part of his cultural heritage and he misses them.

And people wonder why I get fucking cross.

Thinking about this a bit more, perhaps the gobshite of an Ambassador ( do they teach diplomacy skills to diplomats ?) should look carefully at the history of her country. I imagine she speaks Polish and English; were it not for the very great sacrifices of the, mainly, English speaking nations of the world she would be speaking only German or Russian, if in fact the Poles remained at all on the face of this earth. My early days were times of austerity and going without as Britain struggled to rebuild and repay, we went without so that other nations could rebuild with our help. The cold war fought by us against Poland's new oppressors brought us fear and anxiety, sacrifices and expense. As a result of our efforts, by refusing to loose, Poland was eventually free again as the Soviet system crumbled.

Norway sends the British people a tree every Christmas as a thankyou present, it is put up in the centre of our capital city because it is important, thankyou Norway, it's nice to know our sacrifice was appreciated.

The Poles send us this ungrateful wingeing bitch.... want special treatment for your culture?, who the fuck do you think you are. You can fuck off, go back home think about things a bit and then come back again .......and say sorry,

and thankyou.

ukIndependence, comments please.

This topic stays near the top of the page and is just for comments about UKIP, latest post appears below.

NEW WEBSITE FOR ukINDEPENDENCE SUPPORTERS

http://www.independencehome.org

An Expert ® : Climate Change Bollocks Pt2

Hilmar Gudmundsson
"Huh,you're saying it's always done that ?, but I'm an Expert Climate Scientist® "

Scientists in Antarctica " have found striking evidence for the influence of the Moon on large-scale terrestrial phenomena. The Moon, it now appears, influences the movement of ice flowing off the continent’s glaciers.

In Antarctica streams of ice move large amounts of ice down from the centre of glaciers towards the ocean, dumping the ice far out into the sea, sometimes creating icebergs.

Some ice streams move rapidly, up to 1km (0.6 miles) per year; others are slow. The Rut-ford ice stream is a river of ice larger than the Netherlands, which drains the West Antarctic ice sheet. Scientists recently discovered a bizarre behaviour in this ice stream — it speeds up and slows down by as much as 20 per cent every two weeks.

This regular rhythm coincides with the fortnightly tidal cycle of the sea, when the gravitational pulls of the Moon and the Sun are either working together in large spring tides, or working against each other, in small neap tides.

The British Antarctic Survey glaciologist, Hilmar Gudmundsson, was amazed at these findings. “We’ve never seen anything like this before. The discovery that the spring-neap tidal cycle exerts such a strong influence on an ice stream tens of kilometres away is a total surprise. For such a large mass of ice to respond to ocean tides like this illustrates how sensitively the Antarctic ice sheet reacts to environmental changes.”"

I read this at The Englishman's Castle today and it got me thinking, so I posted a reply on his site, that got me thinking some more. I take notice of tides because I spend a lot of time fishing. Any fule kno that the gravity and tidal pull exerted by the moon and sun moves water to make the tides. It stands to reason that this force will act on everything on earth and the earth itself not just water; rock will move not much, loose sort of stuff will move a bit more and slippy stuff that is already sliding down a slope under the force of earth's gravity will be affected a bit more still.

I did a bit of googling and found this site from which I get the following;

"Since water is more flexible than rock, we see the tidal effect strongly in the oceans of the Earth, but barely at all in the ground. However, the rock does bend, by as much as 30 centimeters (about a foot) up and down twice a day!"

This so-called expert was amazed at these findings, bugger me where do they get them from ? Any fule using google and a modicum of common sense can be in a position of not being amazed.

I think he will find the ice stream is influenced from far further than tens of kilometres away,the moon and sun are far, far, further away as any fule kno.

If the silly bugger thinks that it is the sea water tens of kilometres away acting on the glacier rather than gravitational forces of the moon and sun then we kno he is a bigger fule than most Experts®

This statement...."For such a large mass of ice to respond to ocean tides like this illustrates how sensitively the Antarctic ice sheet reacts to environmental changes"... is total and utter bollocks, bad science and blatant scaremongering. The Antactic Ice Sheet is behaving exactly as it has always acted, under the influence of the earth's gravity and the tidal pull of the moon and sun..... It is not reacting to environmental changes, this is a complete non sequitur, total bollocks and rank bad science.

I think I will end as I ended my last piece on Global Warming;

Total bollocks Sir, I don't fucking believe you. You, I think, are a silly cunt more suited to be a politician than a scientist.

UPDATE this comment has been left;

spagnole said...

"Haddock, whether or not you believe in global warming is irrelevant. Nature doesn't give two hoots about you -- or the rest of mankind!

It's too late to do much about it now, anyway, so whatever anyone says is also irrelevant. Luckily I have no offspring, or I might be a bit worried about the future.

08 February 2007 16:15"

spagnole, I was worried about the future in the fifties when war with USSR was a distinct possibility, I was worried about the Ice age which was then predicted in 50yrs time, ie a couple of years ago, I was really worried in the 60's when there was a face-off about Cuban missiles. I was told to worry in the eighties about the ozone layer.... but I didn't.... I didn't worry about the Millenium bug, nor Avian flu: most of what scientists panic about is total bollocks; You can worry about global warming if you like, I won't. The vanity of man, to think his pissing little input affects the enormous inertia of the systems that affect this planet ! Have a look at this , this and this, track down other stuff by Monckton and have a good read.... worry about the lying fucking politicians who have their own agenda here, worry about western culture dying under the weight of islam, worry about your weight or whether your hair needs cutting..... only worry about things we have some control over. Climate is chaotic, chaos cannot be modelled on a computer. Deep snow was forecast yesterday for where I live, I awoke to light drizzle not 4" of snow.... and that was a 12 hour forcast !

As I said ask the experts to input the data from 100 years ago, run the program and compare with the records for last year...... if there were to be a match between actual and predicted then I might believe. This post was not about global warming it was about the bad science which is used to support the theory of man-made warming.....altogether different.

What ???

Sitting reading whatever was available to read, I chanced on this;

Ingredients; Benzyl Alcohol, Benzyl Benzoate, Benzyl Cinnemate,Benzyl Salicylate, Cinnamyl Alcohol, Citral, Eugenol, Geraniol, Hexyl Cinnemal, Hydroxycitronellal, Hydroxyisohexyl 3-cyclohexene Carboxaldehyde, Isougenol, Limonene, Linalool, Alpha Isomethyl Ionone.Contains real perfume.

For best results use within 1 month of opening.

On a pack of 4 toilet rolls,
no mention of paper or cardboard on the list though.... what the fuck is this country coming to when we have to have a fucking list of 'ingredients' on toilet rolls !
Has some twat of a jobsworth sat and recorded the efficiency of each wipe to come up with the recommendation of best within one month ? Is this something the EU has decided on? I wouldn't put it past the cunts; they want to control every other aspect of my life.

Use within a month, Hmmmmmm pass the prunes.

Traitor Memorial

I see that The Traitors Trust, aka The Sir Edward Heath Foundation want to make a museum of his former home as a memorial to the man.
I would make a memorial to the lying, wobble-jowelled cunt..... a gibbet standing in a prominent position on the White Cliffs of Dover. Alongside would be a grave containing his mortal remains with a urinal above it so that we could express our admiration for what he achieved in selling us out. And a bar nearby selling lager so that we could repeatedly express that admiration..... the devious cunt.
Comments regarding the planning application may be left on the Salisbury District Council's site;
unfortunately the fact that he was a fat deceitful self-serving devious treacherous fucker is not valid reason for refusal.

UPDATE 6 Feb.
for the benefit of overseas readers who perhaps are unaware of what a devious cunt he was; please click here
Heath made shitloads of money for, seemingly, very little visible work and could afford to buy a house in what must be one of the best locations in England. He was tied up with the Moonies in some way ( I imagine the reason was money, lots of it ). I met a guy who's daughter had been brainwashed by the moonies and he was "warned off" taking the matter any further by a note from Heath. He was a most treacherous devious cunt among the pantheon of treacherous devious cunts that pass as 'leaders' of this country.
UPDATE 7 Feb
The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle has a bit more background info here

Blair's personality cluster found

Your Personality Cluster is lying deluded cunt

You are: Objectionable, dishonest, and discredited Intellectually nefarious, with little interest in the many More inclined toward you own ideas than other people’s Farcically independent, unapologetically dysfunctional and a complete fucking cunt

What's Your Personality Cluster?

hat tip; anonymous lurker in my comments section. I get all sorts in there !

Wasting police time.

Can the police be arrested for wasting police time ?

Detectives have interviewed Danielle Lloyd from Celebrity Big Brother about the race row that engulfed the show.Police spoke to the model for three hours - but she was not arrested or cautioned, her spokeswoman said.

Three hours about a bit of name calling!.... fucking timewasting twats, get out there and catch a few criminals. We don't pay you to be fucking social workers for thin,-but brown-, skinned fucking cry-babies. Even that lying criminal cunt in Downing Street only got grilled for 45 minutes.

Then we have;

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The West Midlands force has handed out leaflets to try to reassure Muslims.Some 5,000 leaflets outlined that the arrests targeted criminals - not a particular faith or community.

They included details on what to do if anyone comes under attack as a consequence of the raids and were translated from English into Punjabi, Hindi, Bengali and Urdu.


Why don't they come round to my area appealing for me to be calm whenever they nick some fucking scrote of a lawbreaker down here in 'my community'. The fact is that they treat people differently according to their race or religion.... that is an offence as well. I think I shall demand that any leaflet to be translated into Wiltshire Dialect because I haven't quite got the hang of speaking English and can't be arsed to do so.

Make the head of each local police force an elected office, then we would see an end to this fucking 'thought-crime' timewasting. Note I called it force and not service.

The Monster Raving Looney Party once discussed the issue of "Why is there only one Monopolies Commision? " Shouldn't the issue of police wasting police time be debated fully?

UPDATE 03/02/07

Simon Heffer writes about the matter of leaflets in a more polite manner today in the Telegraph;

"Treating Muslims as a special case is daft

Although I live in one of the few remaining low-crime areas of this country, I know that the police arrest ne'er-do-wells in neighbouring villages and towns.

When they do so, I do not have a leaflet stuffed through my letter box by them, or given to me in the street, informing me that the arrests are to tackle crime and are not targeted at the white community that predominates in my part of the world. Nor is my opinion ever canvassed by brainwashed, political correctness-obsessed twerps from the BBC about how I feel as a member of that "community", so that my feelings can be passed on to an interested world.

Yet that is exactly what happened in Birmingham this week, when a bunch of suspected criminals were arrested in raids on suspicion of being involved in plotting a exceptionally unpleasant murder. If we continue to treat Muslims as special cases, is it any wonder that they feel no urge to integrate? And how long before our supine authorities grant them the status of political prisoners? At this rate, about six months, I'd say."

I've been fishing

Cogden beach, between Burton Bradstock and West Bexington, Chesil Beach, Dorset
great weather for February, caught about two dozen small pouting and four dogfish.

lovely !

How did it know ?

Winter sunshine at Fonthill Lake. Wiltshire

Longrider has a quiz thingy on his blog, it is spookily accurate......

Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Thinking

You are: Objective, honest, and credible Intellectually curious, with many diverse interests More inclined toward ideas than people Fiercely independent and unapologetically unconventional

What's Your Personality Cluster?