Early day motion.

I don't even begin to understand the way parliament works, or doesn't work.

That cunt Blair is off to seek his "legacy" by selling us out completely on 21st and 22nd of June..... Is there much concern among the Conservative Party, called by those with a sense of the absurd, the "opposition"? ............................ is there buggery !

One MP has tabled an early day motion....

EU BRUSSELS SUMMIT AND CONSTITUTIONAL ARRANGEMENTS 24.05.2007
McDonnell, John That this House calls upon the Prime Minister and the Chancellor not to sign any treaty or agreement that affects the constitutional relationship between Great Britain and the EU at the EU Summit in Brussels on 21st and 22nd June 2007 without consulting the British people by means of a referendum.


Much interest ? .........not a fucking bit ........ just one signature, the proposer.

this fucking waste of time and money fucking pretendy motion....

That this House congratulates Morecambe Football Club (Shrimps) on gaining entry into the Football League following their superb victory at Wembley. gets 13 signatures

some greedy cunt buying a toy with our money

That this House salutes the bravery with which the right hon. Member for Penrith and The Border has for several years defied the onset of multiple sclerosis so crippling that a less determined person would have been confined to a wheelchair long ago; endorses the decision of the House of Commons Department of Finance and Administration to approve his purchase of an outdoor vehicle, from the appropriate Parliamentary allowance, to enable him to negotiate the largest rural constituency in England; and accordingly condemns the journalists and broadcasters who sensationalised this story for playing down, and in some cases not even mentioning, the devastating effects of his illness and his refusal to give in to it. 73 Signatures

Vaz, Keith, saying well done ya poofs

That this House congratulates Sir Simon Milton, Leader of Westminster Council and Robert Davis, former Mayor of Westminster, on their civil partnership which will take place in June 2007; anticipates that they will have a long and happy life together; and believes that this union demonstrates the importance of this Government's Civil Partnership legislation to millions of people across the country. 1 signature ( as important as a treaty)

That twat again, Vaz, Keith

That this House congratulates the achievements of the Leicester Tigers; notes that the team is the most successful English club of the professional era of Rugby Union; and hopes that the team will continue its run and achieve an historic cup treble this season. 1 signature.

And they wonder why the people of this country are "turned off by politics"..... we are not turned off..... we have shouted ourselves hoarse ...and you cunts don't listen.

Noses so deep in the trough your fucking eyes are covered....you cannot see what is happening

Noses so deep in the trough even your ears are full.... you cannot hear what we are saying...

What a bunch of cunts

A labour MP as a voice in the wilderness...... what the fuck is Camermoron doing ? ...fuck all is what he is doing,............... opposition ! ...... what a fucking laugh!

Greenpeace fuckwits.

Greenpeace have been desperate to find out where the proposed new nuclear sites will be;

John Sauven, director of Greenpeace, said: "Had it not been for our freedom of information requests no one would even have known there was a report on siting.

and now they know

They will be sited in places where there is,
a) an existing major national grid connection,
b) access to seawater for cooling,
c) a skilled workforce conversant with the technology.
d) an established use to use as a planning argument.

Fuck me, that was difficult to predict wasn't it.

You would think people paid so much would be a little sharper.

Scotch olympics

That scotch bloke, having finally got himself into a position where more than twenty people listen to him, is banging on about the scotch having their own olympic team...
where do politicians get their sense of priorities?
What next, a demand for the caber to be an olympic even ? Bad luck .... all the fucking scotch tossers are down here in parliament fucking up England..
When Wessex becomes a nation again I don't think we will have olympic sports, down here we tend to think that running and skipping about in lycra is, shall we say, more suited to those of a homosexualist tendency. Down here anything that involves stitching sequins on the lycra is certainly in LibDem territory, it will be permitted......but it will be ridiculed. Waving kerchiefs while skipping with bells around your knees will be allowed, if accompanied by bearded musicians fuelled by Wadworth's 6x or scrumpy.

Another good choice ?

Pupils........... "will be able to hydrate during the learning experience".

This garbage was spouted by the Headteacher of the £46.4m Thomas Deacon city academy in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, due to open this autumn.

Do you think English will be on the timetable ?

How the fuck do these people get to work with children ?

Good choice.

In the 'couldn't make it up' category I think....

Some fucker is out of a job because of cronyism, giving promotion way above her ability to a fucking witless female......... and it is suggested that the cunt Blair is in line for the job ! Blair the promoter of that fucking horse Beckett and Dawn Prim-Armadillo, Blears and Useless Hewett,

yep, just the man for the job.

Busy.

I'm busy with fishy stuff at present, amuse yourself with this toy found here via Grouchy Old Cripple over in one of our colonies in The Americas.

Can we have equal equality please ?

I see the bloody Hindus are kicking off now, their 'sacred bull' has tested positive for TB and will be slaughtered according to the law..... that is the law as it applies to ordinary, (? ordinary ? did I write that.... how can an Englishman be ordinary ?), English farmers.

Look, for fuck's sake it is easy enough..... the law applies to everyone ... e v e r y o n e.

TB is a problem, it was just about eradicated in this country until the floodgates opened and the disease was reintroduced, oh irony, by diseased immigrants from India.

How about a compromise ?

get a Muslim to slaughter the sodding thing by slitting its fucking throat. (not Swami whotsit, the bull)

oh but that's against the law for ordinary people isn't it ?.... without pre-stunning.

UPDATE.
children and teacher with TB
infection in Wales at Gorseinon

It can be spread when someone with the infection coughs, sneezes or talks and another person breathes in the bacteria.

...every year up to 2.5m people worldwide are killed by TB, and the number of cases in the UK are rising.

(naughty BBC, the number of cases is rising)

Olympic trough snouting.

The 2012 Olympics, assuming that we have enough money after mortgaging everything in the country to pay for them, will provide a nice little jolly for the hanger-ons that infest every organisation that presents an opportunity for the snout in the trough.

Apparently the motley bunch of self important people from various countries and banana republics cannot be housed in anything less that 4 star accommodation.
No such accomodation fit for hangers-on can be found in Weymouth or Portland where the sailing events will take place, I hear that a luxury liner will be chartered to house them. Can't have them living as ordinary folks do.

They will not have to commute with the oiks who will have to content themselves with the hours of traffic jams on the new road.
It is a stroke of genius to;
a) make this brand new road , the link to a holiday destination, olympic venue,port and workplace for locals.... a single carriageway road.
b) to terminate the new road in a 1,000 place car park.
c) to carry out the rumoured plan to sell off all of the public car parks in the town for development.

I would not be a bit surprised to hear that the liner will stay after the event to house criminals in Portland harbour, apparently the last prison ship used there was not nice enough for the poor dears locked up in it.

Statement by a slapper princess

STATEMENT ABOUT THE PRIME MINISTER, MR TONY BLAIR, SEDGEFIELD, FRIDAY 11th May 2007 - TRIBUTE BY THE LATE PRINCESS DIANA:

"I feel like everyone else in this country today. I am utterly devastated.
"Our thoughts and prayers are with Tony's family, particularly his two sons. Our heart goes out to them.
"We are today a nation in a state of shock, in mourning, in grief that is so deeply painful for us. He was a wonderful and a warm human being, although his own life was often sadly touched by tragedy. He touched the lives of so many others in Britain and throughout the world with joy and with comfort.
"How many times shall we remember him in how many different ways - with the sick, the dying, with children, with the needy? With just a look or a gesture that spoke so much more than words, he would reveal to all of us the depth of his compassion and his humanity.
"I am sure we can only guess how difficult things were for him from time to time. But people everywhere, not just here in Britain, kept faith with Tony. They liked him, they loved him, they regarded him as one of the people. He was the People's Prime Minister and that is how he will stay, how he will remain in our hearts and our memories for ever".

Who among us will forget the tragedy he endured by being married to a big-gobbed scouse harridan ? Who indeed could forget him with the sick and the dying, pausing for photo opportunities and paying for yet more managers in their hour of need ? Providing peerages for the needy among his friends, for so little money; yes we could all gauge his depth of compassion and his humanity by his look of contempt for the masses and his gesture, two fingered, to the electorate and to the English people.

What a man !

What a cunt..

UPDATE, A quote for History

"He leaves a country divided - divided between those who wouldn't piss on him if he was burning in the gutter and those who want to throw him in the gutter and set fire to him."

That's good.

I have it on the authority of no less a person than Tessa Jowell, speaking on TV a little while ago that "old prejudices [have been] banished by legislation".

Oh that's good, a nice and easy way of doing it.

Culture ?

Not for those easily sickened.

This was posted on the World Sea Fishing forum

Is this an example of a culture we should 'embrace'?

sick, sick, sick fuckers.

There is a difference between races and cultures, no matter what the multiculti cunts would have us believe.

Students eh ?

Student stripper to appear in court for having offensive weapon.

bloody students, no idea of the real world..... in the street on a Saturday night dressed as a copper, must have stood out like a sore thumb.

Bugger !

"Star dies in monstrous explosion"

turns out not to be some under-tallented and overpaid cunt from TV but a real star.... bugger !

Wanker Woss would have been just the candidate.

except he's not huge.

or mature.

Ain't they the lucky ones.

Ministers said some suburban teenagers had never met a Muslim or Hindu and needed more contact.

Down here in South Wiltshire we are refreshingly free of the "enriching effects" of multiculturalism. We have managed to do without celebrating Divali or Eid and some down here view protestantism as a new enough religion; talk of 'Old Christmas Day' for Jan 6th is only now dying out with my parents' generation.

Yet we must be bothered by the same fucking multicult nonsense as infests our cities.

Last autumn the Salisbury Journal published pictures of happy smiling kids in reception classes at all the local primary schools, many hundreds of happy smiling English children from dozens of local schools. One school had a couple of pupils of visibly different ethnicity.....three children from the hundreds pictured in group photos were featured on the front page header. I offer no prizes for guessing the skin colour of one of those featured. I'm sure any of the children would have been excited to be on the front page; forget it little white kiddy, that place is reserved so that a false image can be projected.
Similarly the local authority must go out of its way to find the right 'ethic' types to feature in all of its publications.
We have managed to get by with our locally produced goods for centuries, ethnic food we can do without I'm sure for years to come; Dorset apple cake or Cornish clotted cream is about as far as we want to go in the exotic food stakes.

Now the children will be forced to become less English, with less time to soak up our culture, pastimes that make us English,and other little foibles that make us proud of being Moonrakers from Wiltshire.

I have never knowingly met an Australian aboriginal, a hottentot, a lascar, anyone from Tibet, a seventh day adventist, a jedi knight or a kalahari bushman.... all of these people have things, I'm sure, that they could teach me; but am I too worried that I have not met them ? No I am not.

I did meet an Inuit once, it was at the time that seal clubbing first made the headlines back in the sixties, I think, he said that people who were not part of their culture and not personaly affected by the seal culling should shut up and mind their own business, as he had, since being in England, not once criticised anything we do here as what he had seen was our culture ( it was, of course, our culture back in the 1960s ).

I recently noticed a picture of a proud little child holding up some art-work in another local paper, the child is not 'local', the reporter has chosen a Polish child to feature ( No little white, English, child you don't get a turn )

A chance missed. Another quiz

someone arranges for a mass rally which will be attended by masses of illegal immigrants and their breast-beating camp followers.... you are the police chief.
do you;

a) pull your men off their important work of spotting illegally displayed golliwogs or apprehending children chalking hop-scotch grids on the pavement to escort the illegal immigrants through our streets, in case Englishmen may say nasty things to them.

or

b) march the fuckers straight into a nearby football ground as a holding pen and deport the fuckers immediately... the head of the RC Kiddy Fiddlers, and that pretendy socialist cunt from poshest Dorset, Billy fuckin' Bragg included.

the answer of course is a)

Some cunt called, Jack Dromey, deputy general secretary of the Transport and General Workers Union said "Let's see regularisation so that these good men and women can emerge out of the twilight world of exploitation, fear and insecurity to join the rest of the citizens in building this country."
good men and women be fucked ... they are criminals... chuck the fuckers out and slam the door... perhaps then my grand children may grow up English in a green and pleasant land, not a persecuted minority in a fucking blairite utopia of benefits, concrete and sharia law.

Elections, polls and petitions

I have been asked by a few people now as to why I have not commented on the proposals for licencing sea angling and if I have signed a petition against it.
The proposal is not up for discussion in any way that normal people would recognise..... some "stakeholders" have had their say to Bender Bradshaw.... convicted cheats in the commercial fishing industry, ficticious representation from "recreational angling bodies" and no doubt thousands of fucking public sector jobsworths, elfinsaveti mongs and other useless fuckers have had an input. You or I know that votes, opinions, polls and petitions are a complete waste of time... nothing apart from an uprising will convince those labour cunts that they are indeed cunts.
Have a vote ??? have a poll???? have a petition ???? you are having a laff... That fucking ginger twat loser kuntkinnock is busy at his well established family career of getting the snout in the vote counting trough as well.... outright and obvious fucking corruption.... and the labour cunts were banging on about tory sleaze; like everything the tories touch the fuckers cant even do sleaze with any degree of competency.
My money is on the short odds favourite that it will transpire that the licencing of Recreational Sea Angling is a EU directive and not a government initiative at all.
I will not give up my rights, I'm not talking of fucking EU rights about being offended by golliwogs or being sarcastic to ragheads... but my basic English rights. I have a centuries old right to fish the foreshore. licence ? they can fuck right off, I'm not playing. I have a right to think what I like and say what I like.... and fucking well fish where I like on the shores of my fucking country.
The government, any government (unless they have a fucking huge loyal army out on the streets) can only govern by consent; I and a lot more like me now refuse to be governed by this pile of shit government.... I withdraw my consent to be governed, I shall follow the young generation who have twigged that you can do as you please and people can do fuck-all about it, Warnings... fuck off, fines ? fuck right off, what you gonna do if I don't pay ? Prison... you're joking again... they are all full of fucking illegal immigrat scotes that have been let in by nulab, blacks who engaged in their drug/gang/gun culture a bit too blatantly and little old pensioners who won't pay their TVtax or council tax.
Imagine if you will the scene; Jobsworth Inspector wending his way along Chesil beach of a winter night; hundreds of hairy arsed anglers enjoying the solitude of their sport.... the inspector retrieving himself at intervals from the surf and plodding soggily to the next angler and next sudden immersion. Fucking hell, a week of that and they will leave to become traffic wardens and enjoy a much higher level of love and affection from the public.
This fucking incompetent heap of shite governmentcannot even spot Local and foreign trawlers illegally working our beaches during the hours of darkness, trawlers are fucking great noisy boats with fucking lights on.... if they can't ( or won't) see these breaking laws and 'voluntary agreements' what chance do they have of confronting me in some remote cove or headland...

They can fuck off, I'm just not playing any more.

This bunch of nulab cunts should "embrace" sea angling... it is one of the few English pastimes our "culture enriching" immigrants enter into with glee..... undersized fish illegally taken by the bucketload, fish usually considered sport fish only taken for eating, fish caught in illegal gill nets.... all finding their way onto the menu of their restaurants.
English sport but not English sportsmanship

Local elections

Are local elections another example of public sector workers' snouts in trough ? I have never seen any recruiting adverts for the nice little earner of sitting in a village hall all day, ticking a few names but generally doing fuck all. I guess they are all timeservers from local authority stock-cupboards who are dusted down and wheeled out to the polling stations every May, probably stored with the ballot boxes..... can anyone shed any light on how they appear, do they pop up overnight like mushrooms ? spontaneous generation ? are they cloned ?
A quick google shows that the pay aint bad if you are already taking a day off from your usual job/non-job.
How can I get to stick my snout in the trough ?