Gay Gordon, Orange Peter.

Seems like Snotgobbler Gordon Brown and Hey Mister Tangerine Man Peter Hain are going to re-issue the 1964 record by another Peter and Gordon entitled,
'Please Lock Me Away'

A WORLD WITHOUT LOVE - 23/04/1964
2 weeks at #1 - 14 weeks on chart

Please lock me away
And don't allow the day
Here inside, where I hide with my loneliness
I don't care what they say, I won't stay
In a world without undeclared cash

Gay Gordon, Blue Peter

Blue Peter Flag

"the Blue Peter connection could prove useful in gaining media attention" (for those wondering why appearing on Blue Peter is high on the Snotgobbler's list of things to do)




Ms Huq's sister is a candidate for labour, the BBC is always happy to be part of the Brown Election Campaign

Ms Huq apologised to children last year after Blue Peter admitted faking a charity phone-in competition winner. She was also required to explain why producers had ignored the result of a poll to name the new Blue Peter cat


There may may be symbolism in the visit, perhaps the loathesome fucker is about to set sail with our money...........

.....the Blue Peter is a flag flown by ships as they are about to sail. The flag was traditionally hoisted by a ship about to sail, in order to give notice to the town that any person having a money-claim may make it before the ship starts............

Police heros.

Hero PC Steven Cole
had thumb twisted in shock horror attack !
"So hard it made him yelp" !!

Hero PC Thomas McGregor
suffered a push in the chest !!

Meet the two brave fuckers who wrestled a fierce arthritic 82 year old to the ground.

It is fucking good job there were two of them, God only knows what carnage the old fellow could have caused. It is not known if the old fellow was trained at the same terror camp as the similarly aged chap dragged out of the labour party conference.

I propose a new collective noun, a cowardlycuntishness of constables.





I am not sure I would apply the adjective 'burly' to that first one; that smooth faced pucker begs the adjective famously applied to a police horse..... for which a student was arrested and charged.
I await the knock at my door........

where do they get them ?

It's a turkey !

How things happen, if you are not careful.
Mike Prior runs a printing company and prints and sells flags.
There is an flag, established by custom, for Wiltshire.

The observant will note that the elements of the county arms (granted 1937) are incorporated in the flag, the green and white bars, representing the grass and chalk which defines the geography of the county, and the wyvern which is the symbol of Wessex of which Wiltshire is a large part.

However this chap has developed a great marketing ploy.

Invent your own flag, and con the gullible into giving it official status

Mike Prior, 61, of Ashton Street, wrote to seven of whom he considered the most prominent people in Wiltshire about his design for a county flag, featuring the previously extinct Great Bustard. Mr Prior, managing director of Bath Midway Litho Ltd in Duke Street, received confirmation on Monday that planning permission for him to fly the flag in his garden had been granted. Like many other counties of England, Wiltshire did not have its own flag*, until 05/06/07, when the new flag was accepted and raised at County Hall in Trowbridge.

Among the 'prominent people in Wiltshire' quoted on his website are Robert Key, MP for Salisbury and Andrew Murrison MP Shadow Defence Minister. I have contacted these two prominent people and have been assured that their comments are entirely personal. I have contacted a councillor regarding the following ( with my added bold notes) that seems to give official recognition to the flag selling scam

County flag flies at County Hall

A Wiltshire county flag will be flying high at County Hall next week (June 5) at a special ceremony with Wiltshire County Council's leader and chairman.

Leader Jane Scott and chairman Judy Seager will attend the event at 9am on Tuesday, June 5, along with Mike Prior who came up with the design of the flag.

Flag enthusiast ( and person hoping to make money by selling flags ) Mike Prior of Trowbridge said: "I have always loved flag flying and I thought it would be good to fly something other than the Union Flag or national flags.(he probably loves making money even more)

"I have done my research and found there wasn't a flag for the county so I thought why not design one?" ( didn't even bother with this search in his extensive research or this )

Mr Prior's daughter, Helen Pocock, a graphic designer, came up with a design for the flag using the Great Bustard as the centrepiece. The bird was previously extinct in England, but is now part of a 10-year breeding programme on Salisbury Plain.

The white colouring in the flag is to represent peace, while the green can mean joy, hope or safety. A circle of six rocks is also featured in the centre of the flag, representing both the stone circles of Avebury and Stonehenge and the six counties on to which Wiltshire borders. ( oh for goodness sake stop)

Jane Scott said: "We are pleased that we are able support this project. People in Wiltshire are rightly proud of their beautiful county and this flag will help to reinforce a sense of community identity." ( people in Wiltshire would be pleased to be consulted, Wiltshire people are proud enough of their county and heritage not to have this flag foisted upon them )

Only a handful of counties in England have a flag of their own and Mr Prior hopes the Wiltshire flag could eventually become well used. ( same level of research as previously exhibited )

The flag will be flown at the front of County Hall, Trowbridge, at all times, except on official flag-flying days when the Union Flag will be flown and on days of county council meetings when the council's own flag will fly.


The flag looks like a flag from a banana republic or the 'house flag' of Bernard Matthews

To try to fob it off as a official flag for our historic county is an insult. The intended association with the Bustard, extinct in the county since the 1830s when my most of my great great grandfathers were working on the land on which it roamed, is silly. The bustard is not in the minds of even Wiltshire people and to most the representation of it on the flag would bring to mind turkey twizzlers.
There are icons of Wiltshire that would be recognised worldwide; the White Horses on the rolling downland, the beautiful Salisbury Cathedral, the icon of all icons Stonehenge and the Moonrakers, .....

....as I said, the flag is a turkey. Time to get it removed from any official or semi-official status; it is an abomination and an affront to any true Moonraker.

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Flotsam...

SSSSSHHHH, heard a rumour that booze and baccyhave washed up, not just timber. from the Solent eastwards.
I wondered why plod was so keen on keeping everyone away from the beaches.
There are some benefits in belonging to fishing information forums ;-)

democracy; labour party style

Finger, well bitten nail and traces of bogie.

I now know absolutely labour's attitude towards us

Today I have watched the debate on the constitution from beginning to end; it has been an eye-opener . I have often watched bits of a debate or edited highlights but never as continuous process.

Stars of today's show William Hague who took the piss out of Blair, Brown, Milliband etc in a masterly fashion and even had the last mentioned ugly little fucker laughing at himself.
John Redwood who was impressive as usual.
Stars on the Labour benches ......Frank Field ( who mentioned the libDems nailing their colours firmly to the fence ), Gisele Stuart, Austin Mitchell, Gwyneth Dunwoody, Roger Godsiff, and Graham Stringer... who got away with stating that the LibDems are usually 'talking balls in several languages'.
Ian Paisley was forthright and sensible for a change.

Complete cunts of the day..... (apart from Milliband who is a given), that boor, the boast and bluster fucker Ken Clark. David fuckwit knowitall Curry and the twattish Ian Taylor on the Conservative benches. None of these have a fucking clue what democracy is, relying instead on the divine right of MPs.
Total absolute cunt was a boring fucker from the labour benches with a head like a orange fucking peanut, goes by the name of Mark Hendrick..

The thick cunt of a speaker can't be arsed to be there for any of the debate but turns up for the division, the bit that might be shown on the news.

During the debate there were more on the opposition benches than there were on the labour side but come the vote there are fucking hundreds of them voting.... the vote 362 to 224 so there were 586 votes cast......... I reckon only 200 of them maximum even bothered to enter the chamber let alone listen to any of the arguments put forward. I cannot see that this is democracy at work. Perhaps it would be a good idea to electronically tag their MP passes , read the tag as they enter and leave the chamber and only allow the bastards to vote only if they have actually been in the chamber for a good percentage of the debating time.

They are bastards, cunts, bastarding cunts and cunting bastards.... and they wonder why we think they are a load of self serving fucking fuckers...........

Crazy UK

Chav kicks old lady half to death

"Convicted killer Hague, 22, attacked Susan after being freed early from jail for manslaughter after helping kick a man to death in the street."

Just how in the name of anything fucking sensible can a 22 year old have served enough time for manslaughter !

"Hague had been jailed for 18 months in September 2005 after admitting the manslaughter of former airline worker Gary Kneen, 31, who was kicked to death in November 2004 on a footpath next to a railway line.
A man was jailed for life for the murder of Kneen but Hague, who was jailed for helping to kill Kneen, was freed shortly after his sentencing due to the amount of time he spent on remand."

When are we going to rise up and get our country back from the useless fuckers that are running it !

How fucking fuming cross can anyone get before exploding.

Fuck 'em all... the fucking fairy police, useless bloody hand wringing soppy fucking judges, greedy fucking unprincipled barristers, the corrupt cunts in councils and the uncaring self-serving grasping bastards in parliament.... fuck 'em all.

Perhaps that one eyed poofter will pop round and see the poor woman (when he gets back from embarrassing us all on the world stage) for a vote winning photo opportunity. After that he might like to propose a bill to reintroduce hanging for fucking worthless fucking vermin, as quite obviously 18 months, most of it spent on cushy remand, isn't quite enough to rehabilitate fucking scum like that.

The news today

Sheffield 2010

I've just seen a Canadian on the television news banging on about "Creative Sheffield"; I have generally a lot of respect for Canadians. They have a lot to put up with; I mean, the fucking french living with you and yanks next door must be a bit wearing. Canadians are, however, not usually noted for their knowledge of Sheffield. Perhaps living among and next to those who have an unwarranted belief in their high self worth fits him well for dealing with Yorkshiremen
Given that Sheffield is a steel town, immigration is uncontrolled, housing is in short supply, mortgage companies and banks are going tits up ( or lying that they are not), inflation is rampant *, local government is corrupt** ; the above picture is my prediction of the future of Sheffield.

*note 1
In another news item, a woman in New York says something to the effect that " taking out food and energy costs then inflation is OK and there is scope to reduce interest rates" What the fuck ! where do they find these fucking idiots to parade in front of me every morning.

**note2
This is an assumption, Sheffield is the capital of what used to be called the 'Peoples Republic of South Yorkshire'
(41 Labour Councillors, 39 Liberal Democrat, 2 Green Party, 1 Conservative and 1 Independent.)

The last sane inhabitant rushing for the train out of town.

(What a great traitors lamp post, we could hang four fuckers at a time)


UPDATE

Those readers not familiar with Sheffield should understand that the city was built on steel production and especially cutting tools and cutlery. The men worked on manly tasks and were proud to do so. Big tough buggers with biceps and beer guts, like the women there, that worked hard and played hard. I was there last about 25 years ago, I took the daughter of a friend to her new flat in a tower block there. The flat was obtained by getting pregnant with her Sheffield born partner and it was apparently the way to get free housing, extra dole etc; it was also closer to dealers than was the rural area she moved from.
The areas once used by useful industry have been 'regenerated'. In England, which is ruled mainly by poofs, bitter old communists and professional ethnics, regeneration means letting developers ( with donations to MPs slush funds to speed the planning process) build shopping malls. The malls provide the lowest paid jobs, for sales staff in shops, waiting staff in restaurants and trainee hairdressers; the jobs provided are for women and poofs.... not for men.
It is areas like Yorkshire, Wales and Scotland and other industrial areas, where men were men, that allowed the pernicious spread of socialism and given power to these maniacs who seem to be avowed to turn all men into simpering poofs like them.
They also gave power to those who have imported from the east the destruction of the English nation.

Nerd or human ?

Prompted by seeing the test on other blogs, DK and Prodicus, I took the test and am relieved to be classified as non-nerd.

now then, is there an "Are you a complete bastard site ?"

Not yours to give...

It is my body, it does not belong to the state, so the state can fuck right off with its presumed consent. I have carried a donor card since they were first introduced, the card in my wallet at present is a bit dog-eared but is dated 1992.

If Gordon decides my body is his to dispose of, he can fuck off; the moment the legislation is passed by parliament I will cut the card up and inform my sons that the one-eyed cunt can find an eye somewhere else. My body parts are mine to give and I give them gladly in the event of my death, although I baulk at the idea of giving anything away just yet. I resent the idea that my body belongs to the state.

Somewhere I have a form consenting to my body to be used by a university , I shall now have to find it and add a note to it .

If there had been as much money spent on advertising to encouraging donors to come forward as these fuckers have spent bribing people in their sordid little elections there would be plenty of donors. Perhaps all the money being 'given back' to people who were trying to buy favours should be ring fenced for the purpose.
I wonder if Gordon has a donor card, imagine needing a face transplant and getting that fucker's.

With any luck the days the bastard spends hanging from a lamp post will render his bits unusable.

Stay away Leda...

I sometimes fish there and try to catch something but Leda, stay away from Abbotsbury, you might catch something nasty ( the rest of us need not worry too much ).

You are what you eat....

borrowed from Bridport radio

(who have about the same opinion of him as I have)

that Hugh Fearnly Whittingstall must eat an awful lot of peculiar parts of female animal anatomy because he has turned out to be a cunt.

What a quim, as if we didn't have enough of fucking out-of-touch ex-etonian twats like Cameron telling us what we should say, think or now, eat.
I watched part of the new tv programme which is a campaign by this goldylocked twat to destroy the English poultry producer; it could be that he holds passionate views on animal welfare or it could be that the minge look-alike is going broke and wants to grab a bit of publicity at the expense of these food producers and our TV tax through the Channel 4 subsidy.
I watched a few minutes, enough to see the way it was panning out.... tipping day old chicks into the pens..... how cruel people are meant to say; what bollocks, little fluffy things like that are designed to take knocks and bumps. ( I have seen ducklings leaping out of a nest in a hollow tree about 30 feet up and coming to absolutely no harm whatsoever). He was also putting model hens into a one metre square enclosure to show how the birds are packed in.... what a devious fucker, that stock level will apply for a couple of days only at the end of the growing period.
For a reasoned comment on poultry rearing you should have a look at the comment section on John Redwood's blog, DennisA knows what he is talking about.

(he says this which might be worth following up...

"It means that a broiler grower now has to have a licence from the Environment Agency, costing around £4000, just to grow chickens, plus an annual renewal fee of around £1800, plus any compliance costs, of which there will be many, because of new requirements constantly invented by the bureaucrats of the EA."

I wonder if Huge Furry Gussetfull thought of that....

I see that that other tedious cooking cunt Mockney Oliver is also jumping on the bandwagon with a similar program...........as if our food producers didn't have enough to worry about without these phoney fuckers spouting their fucking trendy claptrap.

Fucking food snobs, fuck 'em. If they can't cook a "two for a fiver" chicken and make it taste good then they should shut the fuck up.

UPDATE
what happens to the outdoor flocks when they are threatened with bird flu
(the risk of which is increased by the bloody tree-huggers attracting the infected birds here in the first place.)

Carp, & crap reporting.

What a bunch of ill-informed twats we have on our television screens!
I have just been provoked to curse the ignorant fucker that has been on the Brown Broadcasting Corporation waxing lyrical about eating carp.
The cynics among you will spot the social engineering and multi-cult propaganda here; eastern europeans are fond of munching carp.... and your Englishman is not. Time then for the BBC to "raise awareness" (i.e. brainwash) the English into accepting that their culture is about to take another beating.
The clueless fucker of an interviewer stated that' anglers just chuck carp back because they taste like mud'; what a fucking stupid, ill-informed, fucking lazy, so-called fucking journo. The lazy cunt would need just a few mouse clicks to find out that fishing for carp in England is a huge industry. Participants in the pursuit of large carp spend thousands of pounds each per year. They certainly do not "chuck" them back. Each carp angler will probably have a special mat on which to lay the carp to prevent any scale damage when unhooking, some will carry an antiseptic stick to dab the puncture wound caused by the ( unbarbed ) hook. The carp will then be weighed and photographed and carefully reintroduced to the water to live and fight another day. The English angler does not in any case "chuck it back because it tastes like mud" but because, as an English sportsman, it is the hunting and catching the fish that is important, not the eating of it. The English sportsman is becoming more and more infuriated by the influx of eastern europeans who know, and probably care, fuck all about English culture of angling for sport, and use any method to drag out carp and eat them; some of these carp are worth hundreds of pounds. They certainly were not bred, introduced to the pond, cosseted and reared for some thieving cunt of a pole to steal and eat.

The chap being interviewed claimed that his carp were "free range", what the fuck does that mean ?.... they swim around a fucking pond, a man made pond.
Fuck me, you be having your viewers think the fuckers get to gambol around the fucking fields along with your baa-lambs and fucking henny-wennies; daft cunts.


The chair ?..... oh yes, it's a specialist carp hunter's chair, costing a not inconsiderable £59.99

Lionheart: British police have been charged with arresting me!

Cranmer has a post concerning this

Lionheart: British police have beencharged with arresting me!

looks as if the prisons are going to be crowded !

I haven't read much of Lionheart's blog
but I intend to, and repost bits on here

SCOTY award 2008

SCOTY, the Stupid Cunt Of The Year award.

A strong contender, and it's only the 1st of January !

This irresponsible twat is entertaining his small child and the child's uncaring mother to a game of 'dodge the waves' on Chesil Beach. It is a silly game to play, if you win there is no monetary prize and if you lose ....you die. In the far distance there is a whole gaggle of the terminally stupid playing the same game.

This twat was too far away for me to shout obscenities at him, but I thought, hey! get the camera ready and get a pic as they are swept out to sea and sell it to The Sun. ( you see I am a cynical cunt, but a cynical cunt who may one day make a few quid. )

Chesil Beach is very dangerous when there is a surf running, the steep shingle slope becomes like quicksand as the water flows back through the shingle, making it almost impossible to run back. Shortly before this pair of fools arrived a wave had over-topped the shingle bank where the woman is standing. This sort of wave is called 'a freak wave' by those who do not know the sea; I counted three such waves in the five hours I was fishing there.... so they are quite common waves, not 'freak'


p.s. since you ask, a few whiting, pout and poorcod.