"Job's a good'un"

from here

"About 300 lorry drivers are poised to join a convoy through Cornwall on Saturday in a protest over the soaring cost of fuel......

............Yesterday, police said they had not yet been informed of any plans for a convoy from those due to take part.
Force spokesman PC Baxter Provan said: "A peaceful protest can be managed in much the same way as those in South Wales and London were.
"We would urge the co-ordinators to get in touch with us so we can help them with their protest."



I would urge them to tell PC Baxter Provan to fuck off ...............and as they say down that way

"Job's a good'un"

How different cultures enrich us.

More on IVF here


Why do the media insist on calling these fuckers British when they are plainly not. They retain their third world medieval ways, dress, morals and religions...... fuck 'em, keep the little girls and kick the selfish backward cunts out of our country back to their shithole of a country.

Social Services are on the case.... that's OK then.

Bombs might hurt people shock!

Britain to get rid of its stock of 'nasty things that go bang'

“We have decided we will take all our types of cluster bombs out of service.

Translation; we are running short and we can't afford any more.

“I believe that is going to make a difference to the negotiations that are now taking place."

Of course it will make a difference, those that just thought you were a useless posturing cunt will now know for sure and walk all over you.

Nothing will now be dropped that might cause injury alarm or distress, any sharp edges must be covered, items should be from sustainable sources, if teddy bears are dropped they are not to be named mohamed, health and safety leaflets and compensation claim forms to be included in any munitions payload. As a rule anything of which a mother will say 'you'll have someone's eye out with that' will now be banned.

Very queer happenings.

What is going on over at Mrs* Dales Diary ?

What used to be a political blog has turned into a bloody fairy icon site..... going to see fucking musicals, watching the Eurovision song Contest.... AND ADMITTING IT !. Now we have a discussion on the songs of ABBA.... for fuck's sake... what next the political views of Liza Minnelli or the deep thoughts on the economy by that pansy cunt Elton John.

Fucking hell, If I want poof propaganda I can watch BBC.


* Mrs ....... someone who lives as a partner with a Mr.

An Omen ?

On Friday I received a booklet* I'd bought on lino prints, I fancy trying my hand at producing some as I collect wood block and lino cut prints. Flicking through the book I came across this illustration. Is it an omen , do the stout peasant types appear to be supporting him.... or are they about to stab the cunt with their pitchforks and finish him off with their billhooks ?

I'm off to the shed now to find the sharpening stone and miscellaneous prodding and cutting tools.


* 'Lino Prints' by M. Dobson A.R.E published 1934

How English should be taught......by plumbers !

borrowed from guido's blog

thank you stanislav, I do wish that you could teach English and Ethics to the cunts that rule us.

Anonymous said...

My God there are some truly vile people commenting on this thread!!

Oh and by the way, women read this site as well as men (believe it or not!) and we find that C word probably the most offensive one there is! How dare you use that part of our bodies as the vilest insult you can hurl at anyone!

May 25, 2008 9:04 AM

Stanislav on cunt said...

The use of the word cunt is more considered, subtle and expressive than you imagine, if you do imagining.

In the lexicon of profanity - that's like a dictionary, to you - cunt has long been the imprecation of last resort for people whose sensibilities have been basted by an often oppressive culture of uberCorrectness. Cunt is the word you don't say. Fine to say pussy, or, arcanely, fanny. Same thing, just a more acceptable set of letters. Somebody decided, quite arbitrarily, that the use of cunt diminished women, even though it doesn't, well, not as much as does cluster bombing them, a la Hoon. Fine to use slang names for body parts, male and female - prick, arse, tit, dick - as terms of abuse, and a custom dating from when, in the Beginning, was the word but cunt, somehow, got locked-away in a box of dirty No No words, like a linguistic nuclear deterrent; this explains its new currency, you stupid cunt.

When people behave as badly as those in Westminster there is absolutely no point in challenging them with rhetoric and sophistry, they are too stupid, Caroline Flint, Hazel Blears, Bob Ainsworth, they are fucking idiots; few of them can frame a sentence, let alone marshal an argument. Stupid cunts.

No, it is not infantile, nor teenage to hope that maybe Alistair Campbell's precious spawn, safe from military action, might say to him, one day, Dad, why does everybody call you a cunt ?

It is not infantile nor teenage to wish that degenerate, yet moralising MPs, sucking each others dicks in public toilets while publicly gay-bashing be challenged by their duped wives; why does everybody call you a hypocritical cunt, Mark or Jerry?

Lets face it, sweetheart, when you can see, online, any amount of granny abuse, bestial rape, paedophilia and sadism one little four letter word isn't actually going to plunge us further into a Sodom and Gomorrah de nos jours, we are already there. The use of the word cunt in these pages is not salacious and neither is it gender derogatory nor infantile but revolutionary; it says, I despise your phony egalitarianism, a pox on your values, I shit, clearly, on your nazi jargon, fuck you and your stinking hypocrisy, you are so repellent that I will deliberately choose, to describe you, a word which folks in your own cosy self-satisfied milieu consider barabarian, de trop, taboo; I don't give a fuck for your linguistic conventions, I am more concerned about you eviscerating Iraq babies, you cunt. I eschew your assumption that you are civilised, that there are civilised words, and uncivilised words, you cunt Hoon; you are the fucking obscenity. I call Hoon and the rest cunt, not out of some wish to write on a cyber toilet wall but because I know that foul, rank, blood-drenched, hypocrite war criminal that he is, his feathers will be ruffled; a poor substitute for life imprisonment but the best I can do.


Its not the use, here, of the word cunt over which you should tut-tut; it's the cunts themslves.

I hope this clarifies some of the idiosyncratic linguistic ocnventions hereabouts. I will trust to someone else to challenge your exquisite snobbery - swearing has its place. Fuck me, did you hear that on Radio 4 ?

May 25, 2008 9:27 AM

Freak Show

Following on from my post from the other day about IVF.

From here we get a story of 'man has baby'..... and just who for fuck's sake believes a man can have a baby?........ perhaps the same simple brainwashed fuckers that believe that 'same sex marriages' are a wonderful thing.
Years ago before the PC shirt-lifters got into power we would have gone to a fairground where they had Freak Shows where you could look and wonder, or point and laugh, depending on your whim at fucking freaks like the Bearded Lady, ( nowadays I suppose you could go to rural Greece. )
This Bearded Lady is promoted to the status of male by some completely fucked process of logic.

A woman with her tits cut off and taking hormones to grow facial hair is still a woman, a freak woman, a stupid woman, a selfish woman any sort of fucking woman you want to call her.... there is a common thread to the insult... SHE is a fucking WOMAN.

That ugly fucker Dawn Primarolo is almost as hairy and usually sports a moustache to beat Milliband's but she still passes as a woman.

Same sex marriages for fuck's sake, what a perversion.

More 'rights'

from comments on Cranmer's fine blog

Alfred the Ordinary said...

Windsor Tripehound said... "If we have become concerned about the killing of whales whilst remaining indifferent to the slaughter of unborn children, is it perhaps time to re-calibrate the moral compass?"

Its being recalibrate before our very eyes. Daily Mail 21st May 2008 "European Court agrees to hear chimp's plea for human rights"

When chimps rights are discussed by the European Court, and the rights of unborn children are almost naught, you know the end must be close.

Well said that man

Life and death.

..................

REG:

Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.

STAN:

Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.

FRANCIS:

Why are you always on about women, Stan?

STAN:

I want to be one.

REG:

What?

STAN:

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

REG:

What?!

LORETTA:

It's my right as a man.

JUDITH:

Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

LORETTA:

I want to have babies.

REG:

You want to have babies?!

LORETTA:

It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

REG:

But... you can't have babies.

LORETTA:

Don't you oppress me.

REG:

I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

...................

Once we thought this was funny and ridiculous; today they are debating, in The Mother of all Parliaments, whether parents are needed or if knob jockeys and carpet munchers have the right, yes right, to expensive IVF treatment at the taxpayer's expense so that they can play Mummies and Daddies.
What a fucking sorry state we now find ourselves in, you couldn't make a film like The Life of Brian now as what was once fucking silly is now government policy.

Why can't the munchers and knob-jockeys adopt the poor living, developing but unwanted kids that are currently being sliced and diced and pulled out of the wombs of the skanks and slappers who use abortion as a contraception method and lifestyle choice ?


..........

REG:

What's the point?

FRANCIS:

What?

REG:

What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!

FRANCIS:

It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

REG:

Symbolic of his struggle against reality.................

Burn the bloody stuff.

Littlejohn is ranting away in The Mail today

The bin nazis are getting him wound up and he lays the blame squarely with the sodding EU:
European directive 75/442/EEC on waste disposal....rules laid down in an EU handbook entitled 'Variable Rate Pricing based on Pay As You Throw as a Tool of Urban Waste Management'.

It was so much easier in former times when we were in The British Empire rather than The European Empire



Apparently in 1927 "The cost of collection and disposal of house refuse is enormous -- even in urban districts may average 12/- per house per annum"

Bloody hell, 60 pence in new money per year !

But they had a sensible answer to the problem, burn the bloody stuff.