What is it ?

Theo often posts pics of planes that are unusual, rare or good looking.....

here's one , it's not good looking.

Ahhh aeroplanes, my first love ! an industry I trained for and which governments destroyed.


UPDATE another with a link to the first.



a clue that will help, (but not much).

Scrap crap.

The drinks can provides about 16 grammes of recyclable aluminium, Greenies will mug you for it, councils will spend a fortune on bins in which to put the things. Children know that to put one into landfill will kill polar bears. The council has provided me with a personal bin to store it in, made of plastic, ( made from scarce and expensive oil) and they will use more oil to come and fetch it. Try putting jar lids into the box and they will leave them in the box, each is made from aluminium and weighs about 10 grammes.

Such is the mind of a council.

The starter motor contains, allowing a bit for the insulation materials, some 250 times the metal content of the can; it has aluminium, steel and copper, will they collect it ?.... will they buggery. It must not be put in the box for recycling, it must not be put in the new wheelie bin (made etc etc ), but must be taken to a 'Household Waste Recycling Centre' of which there are 10 in the whole county.

So I should drive a round trip of 14 miles to get rid of it ?They can fuck right off. Why don't all of the silly fuckers who run things go and do fucking nonsense like public relations, hairdressing and fucking nail technology and get some people that able to think to run the show.

I've just had a wheelie bin delivered; until now we have put rubbish into a black bag and put the bags by the roadside for collection. Being nice slow witted, but gentle, West Country types we all put the bags in big heaps at convenient spots so that the nice bin-men don't waste time and, to put it bluntly, can fuck off out of the road so that we may go about our daily lives. Now we are to wheel our bins out for them to collect slowly, using a new expensive lorry with lifts, one or two bins at a time. If you're down this way around the villages on rubbish collection day please bring food/knitting with you.... you may be some time.
Will we now trundle our trundle bins to a convenient spot ? Will we buggery, they can fuck off and pick them up one by one, cunts.

It has just struck me that the fizz in the fizzy drink is carbon dioxide, quick chaps get as much tonic water and soda down your throat now before it is banned. Gin or whisky will make the drinking of it that much easier.
Note a) don't try this with vodka, there is a risk of turning into a homosexualist or social worker.
Note b) do not put mixers with rum, what sort of cad are you ?

Good lad !

Colonisation, from the subcontinent..

The invader and colonist from the Indian subcontinent is colourful and exotic but causes problems when introduced to other countries. The invader was allowed to take root in this country by people who did not understand how populations work and now we have a problem with its habits. Initially a space is cleared among the natives and the invader encouraged to set down roots, the natives are kept away from the newly introduced species to encourage it to grow and reproduce. The invader then takes over, it increases greatly by spreading out and swamping any indigenous species living near it, as these species retreat the incomer throws up new progeny wherever a branch touches the ground. The invader can then march inexorably across the countryside. Very few indigenous species can live in proximity with the invader as the area around the newcomer is made, intentionally by the plant, unsuitable for any other species to grow. It thus prevents any opposition to its spread, it forms a no-go area in 'its' locality while all the time increasing the area it holds. Whole areas of this country are being infested, years ago the invader was kept back and under control but now it seems it is allowed to run rampant. The do-gooders oppose any clearance schemes, 'they look so pretty',..... they do, but they spread at the expense of the equally attractive and valuable local species who are being displaced and which have to give up their own growing space......which is no longer being produced.



The natural growth of this country can be seen in this picture, species that have been here since the ice age live in harmony, each finding its own niche in the ecology, beech and hazel came later than the birch and the sycamore. There is a balance and each makes a contribution to the English landscape, a bit of give and take in action..... true diversity.

Office colour scheme.

Firstly let me make it clear, although I am about to talk about office decor, I am not an Interior designer or other sort of homosexualist.
Right, having sorted that matter, I propose that offices in which job interviews are carried out have a wall painted in a 'greyscale' or a similar 'brownscale' motif; students of design will see that this scheme is minimalist, Bauhaus almost, in its simple elegance and will blend with most architectural styles. The interviewer can discretely, and without causing any embarassment, walk about the room and match the applicants skin hue with the background hue; he will then be able to quickly calculate the value of any compensation that will be awarded if the wrong candidate is chosen. Valuable time that could be taken up with questions about CVs and such will be saved, and time, like skin colour or race, is money.

On the subject of greyscale, I tend to think of my haircolour as 'light black' as the expression seems far kinder than the 'oldist' term grey.
I am trying to determine how black black is, Lewis Hamilton is said to be the first black F1 driver, by my reckoning he is half way along the grey scale being half black and half white. He could equally, I suppose, claim that he is white but that would take a valuable card from the hand he has been dealt.
Barack Obama is said to be likely to be the first african-american president, yet he also is only on the 50% line with the further complication of being only 6.25% african negro and 43.75% arab.
If a tie-break is needed between two 'black' candidates and neither is one of the other professional victim classifications, i.e. is not a woman or a poof, does the blacker of the two get the job ?

I'm only asking, the situation is bound to arise.

Positive discrimination.

I assume this was posted by an american, it is not even remotely funny if you live in this PC country given what Harriet Harman was gushing on about yesterday.

Harman said that her plans would not force employers to discriminate against men. But she said that, where candidates were equally qualified, it would allow employers to hire female or ethnic minority candidates without fear of being sued for discrimination.


She will be wondering today why the BNP got so many votes in the Henley by-election.... the dozy cow

I've just noticed, she didn't mention poofs, are they losing their 'Most Favoured Status' ?

Shun ! Shun the non-believer !

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Leave Top Secret documents on a train, you won't lose your job but "valuable lessons will be learned."

Lose data for millions of people, yep, 'valuable lessons will be learned."

Lie and cheat to get expenses, keep your job and the money, and "the rules need to be clarified to prevent abuse."

Suggest that if someone doesn't like it here they can fuck off..... SHUN THE NON BELIEVER.... RACIST BASTARD ALERT !!!! TAKE HIS JOB !!!! SHUN SHUN THE RACIST BASTARD.

or you could just accept the guy was just saying what the huge majority of the English believe, grow up and fucking live with it.

The guy will be called a Bigot:

from Wikipedia

Bigot is often used as a pejorative term against a person who is obstinately devoted to prejudices even when these views are challenged or proven to be false or not universally applicable or acceptable.

As the persons shouting bigot, and demanding that the unbeliever be shunned, are voicing a view that is not universally applicable or acceptable to the great majority I would argue that they are the bigots. As well as being bigoted they are vengeful, spiteful, meddling fucking nuisances that make life a fucking trial. A person should not have to spend his life tip toeing through the minefield of stupid petty PC bollocks, there are more important things to worry about..


Like when the Blessed Sainted Terrorist Mandela will condemn outright that fascist racist black cunt in Zimbabwe. Perhaps he will do it here....

The climax of the former South African's president's visit will be an outdoor concert in Hyde Park on Friday featuring Queen, Leona Lewis, Annie Lennox and Dame Shirley Bassey.

Amy Winehouse is also scheduled to sing, if she is given the all-clear by doctors after fainting at home last week.

The Soweto Gospel Choir will give a flavour of Mr Mandela's homeland during the concert, which coincides with the 20th anniversary of London's Free Mandela concert demanding his release from prison.

Don't stand on one leg though while you wait

It's not just me then...

from Centre Right.

........Blame the libertarian e-mafia Alex, that's why your article and the 42 days article got so abusive.
Libertarian bloggers like Devils Kitchen are the most vile by a mile. Who'd want to live in a libertarian society with these people?!

Posted by: Kate Bollinger | June 19, 2008 at 19:17

Kate Bollinger chooses to smear all libertarians and indulges in the sort of tactics that Alex Deane was arguing against. There is no libertarian e-mafia and the sweary Devil is not typical of libertarians. Everyone would live in a libertarian society, not just libertarians.

Billy Krug (more classy and up market than Bollinger p*ss!)

Posted by: Libertarian | June 19, 2008 at 19:42

'not typical', probably meaning not a libertarian at all.

Debate, (Mornington Crescent rules.)

If you have read my last post and followed the links you would have seen a 'debate' on freedom of speech with that noted blogger DK. The last input from DK is where he played his trump card, "The Mornington Crescent Defence."

For those of you not familiar with the name you can find an explanation here

"The objective of the game is to give the appearance of a game of great skill and strategy, with absurdly complex and long-winded rules and strategies, in parody of games and sports in which similarly circuitous systems have evolved."

The game is ended when someone announces Mornington Crescent, or in the case of blogging debate, "Racist" or "Homophobe"

Here is DK's masterly play

For anyone still interested, Haddock seems to have hidden his profile. However, should anyone wish to get a flavour of this noble freedom fighter, his blog is here; in just the top few posts, you can read about how "to knobjockey for position", find out who is a "Foppish gayer", "a pathetic pretend 'man'", "disgusting shirtlifter", "a mincing simpering cunt" and a "girly fucking poof" who doesn't "know what [his] arse is for." Or maybe you'd like to read about haddock's recommended treatment for some brown people -- "fuck 'em, keep the little girls and kick the selfish backward cunts out of our country back to their shithole of a country"? Oh, and then he's back on the gays: "What is going on over at Mrs* Dales Diary ?

What used to be a political blog has turned into a bloody fairy icon site..... going to see fucking musicals, watching the Eurovision song Contest.... AND ADMITTING IT !" Shocking: never mind, you can go and listen to some soothing music by "that pansy cunt Elton John". Or not. For, as haddock says, "Fucking hell, If I want poof propaganda I can watch BBC." And you just can't escape the "PC shirt-lifters" these days, eh? "Same sex marriages for fuck's sake, what a perversion." And don't think that haddock is unusual...

The fabled debating skills are thus exposed, shout Mornington Crescent and fuck off. Well Mr DK, let us have a debate on freedom of speech and where a Libertarian may tell me what to think or write.
The very idea of male on male sex disgusts me, I don't want to be exposed ( ohhh err ) to gay propaganda when I go looking for political opinion or information,or indeed at all. It is strange how gays have to keep on with their attention seeking and how many end up in the me! me! oh look at me! vocations.

The gayer who invoked my ire in the example was he/she/it who dared to say that British soldiers were lacking in courage.... ( he has since realised what a fool he had made of himself and retracted all of his accusations )

The brown people, ah yes, the ones who in the story, link now not working, abandoned their new born girls because their culture favours sons rather than daughters. It is not racist to suggest they fuck off back to where they come from.... it is culture that I object to, not their brown skin colour ( I didn't mention that, DK did). Shithole of a country.... ahhh yes, google shit and India or shit and pakistan and get information on the stench of human shit in the streets. Also find a story about not being allowed to seek certain offices unless you desist from shitting in the street..... the campaign for shitting indoor villages..... read and apply the information....or play the racist/Mornington Crescent card.
For real racism, look at this

DK debating ? Cheap shots from a snake in the grass.





picture from the ever funny icanhascheezeburger.com

What a gay day ! or what Kay Tie did next.

Following on from the last post, I see that today most of the political blogging class are over at Mrs Dale's place cooing and twittering about the wedding photos.

Fucking Hell !

The burning question of the day is David Davis' " homophobia"

Over at the Devil's Kitchen the "problem" is the libertarian response to the problems of buying and consuming alcohol.

Fucking Hell !

At Mrs Dale's I think the consensus is that knobjockying is "a good thing" and DD is wrong to have views of his own....... and youths not being able easily to get ratfaced on booze or out of their skulls on drugs is a "bad thing" , the line taken by DK and other Libertines.

Good to know there is fuck all else to get worried about isn't it?

UPDATE 20:40 17th June

If you haven't clicked onto the link to DK above, here is a flavour of the standard of debate

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Haddock said.

to be correct DK you should have said Haddock's profile is hidden, the way you stated it is to give the impression that I hid it rather than blogspot fucking up and mangling settings. It is not hidden now.

The link to this comment
"fuck 'em, keep the little girls and kick the selfish backward cunts out of our country back to their shithole of a country"? is broken so the comment cannot be seen in context.... but then you knew that didn't you.
As for the comment that I'm "not unusual", no not unusual at all Millions and millions of us, the proles, dislike the whole idea of homosexuality; we were never asked if it was OK with us to change our laws and culture. No doubt you will initiate a further progrom to 'change our perceptions' or to 'address our issues'

This thread has told your readers a little bit about me.... and a lot about you. I'm just a hobby blogger with no influence, you are the hotshot uberblogger, fisking and swearing his way against all evil with stats to die for........ and now you have shown yourself to be no better than those you fisk, a fucking biggotted 'I know best' hypocrite.

6/17/2008 02:20:00 PM

Kay Tie said...

"we were never asked if it was OK with us to change our laws and culture."

Oh, right, I get it: people have to ask you, nay beg you, to be able to live their lives in peace without harming anyone else. Well fuck you asshole.

You are a worthless human being. Actually, no, that's not right: we could render you down and take your body fat and turn it into diesel, worth 130p/litre.

6/17/2008 04:58:00 PM

pagar said...

Thanks DK for allowing us to smell the fish.

Actually I found Haddocks blog quite entertaining and it is the ultimate argument for complete freedom of speech. Why don't we get this sort of stuff in the MSM?

I get the impression that by allowing him to get his homophobic racist views off his chest it has probably saved some homosexual from being rolled or some child molested.

What an advert for UKIP!!!

6/17/2008 04:59:00 PM

haddock said...

pagar, why on earth would a poof not get rolled because I blogged about them. I don't like onions or celery... I don't go around crushing or smashing it for fuck's sake...... as for suggesting I'm a child molester that is just beyond the pale... what a bunch of cunts you freedom lovers are. If you want to debate further come over to my place, bring some data to support your fucking nonsense and some sensible arguments.
And just who Kay tie have I hurt ? Are you another of these libertarians that will tell me what to think say and do.... what a bunch of fucking handwringing do-gooders. I happen to think that to change laws or to make new ones there should be a democratic process, obviously you don't. Don't you find it odd that you can call me a worthless human being for thinking and saying things but that sex between man and man is just fine and dandy and worth parades in its honour... you are truly weird. Other people burnt people and rendered them down to fats, they believed that they had the right to do that to people who they didn't like.... Libertarian or fucking Nazi ? I don't suppose you know enough history or have the intelligence to make the connection in what you said.... are you a 14 year old girl, I used to teach that age group and you argue like one.

6/17/2008 08:09:00 PM

Kay Tie said...

"Don't you find it odd that you can call me a worthless human being for thinking and saying things but that sex between man and man is just fine and dandy and worth parades in its honour"

Nope, not odd in the slightest.

"Libertarian or fucking Nazi ? I don't suppose you know enough history or have the intelligence to make the connection in what you said"

I know a lot more history than you do, Haddy. For a start, I know that you and the Nazis were peas in a pod, except that they actually got to make the gays sew pink triangles, whereas that you just masturbate to the idea.

6/17/2008 08:25:00 PM

haddock said...

Kay tie, you are a 14 year old girl and I claim my £5

where do you get your strange fantasies ? you are all for rendering people down to fat because they don't think exactly as you? fucking hell that's a bit of a bugger when it comes to free speech.
Now be a good girl and get off to bed, it's late and the grown ups would like some time now.

6/17/2008 08:33:00 PM

New entry for the dictionary ?

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The Conservative party have lists for the selection of candidates for parliamentary elections.

The lists contain a politically correct number of poofs.

The conservative party traditionally favours married candidates.

Mrs Dale has just donned a pretty frock and got "married"
(FFS No 938)

Mrs Dale would like to be selected as an MP


I give you a new submission for inclusion in the dictionary.


"to knobjockey for position"

please feel free to use, no copyright.

Go on, do it, you know you want to!

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BBC ignoring the elephant... again.

The BBC are droning on this morning about teachers, again.

apparently they should be teaching children about honour killings, domestic violence and forced marriages.

Do they mean teachers..... or Imams ?

Perhaps the BBC thinks we are now sufficiently enriched by other cultures that everyone is now at it.

Oily Cunt Racist Committee chairman Keith Vaz said: "We educate our young people about the dangers of drugs but not, it seems, about domestic and 'honour'-based violence and forced marriage which, sadly, will affect a quarter of all women in their lifetime and many men too.

A statement of pure logic.

from here, an Irish blog ....via here.... another

"How dare our elected representatives ask us to vote Yes to something that none of us can understand, and none of them can explain?

I made my mind up on the one thing I do understand;

If we vote NO, something bad might happen, but we can fix it.
If we vote YES, something very, very bad might happen, and we can do fuck all about it.

It’s simple. Vote NO."

A very simple and compelling argument, perhaps they will remain a FREE STATE.

FFS No. 937

Foppish gayer says soldiers are 'pathetic whining wimps'


So says a pathetic whining wimp, a pathetic pretend 'man' for whom shooting means nancying about in front of a camera.... what a cunt.

The bravest thing this disgusting shirtlifter has done is work "as a rent boy after running away from boarding school at age 15"

he says that you get from the army....

“Bad helmets and Basra. Your guns don’t work and everyone hates you when you get back.”

What a mincing simpering cunt ! Perhaps girly fucking poofs think like that but the real people, ones that don't spend their time pretending to be someone else and know what their arse is for, do not.

FFS No 936

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For Fuck's Sake !

Just why do we put up with this sort of nonsense? If someone has an egg allergy and buys a dozen eggs, clearly labelled 'Eggs', eats some and then dies is it really a great loss to our gene pool ? Someone has decided that this nugget of information should be printed, dozens of people have been involved in designing, selecting a type face, getting approval, printing, checking, packing and filling the carton with eggs and no one has said NO! DON'T BE SO FUCKING STUPID, I'm not fucking playing your silly game.... fuck off and do something useful with your life. Is some sad fucker going home at night pleased with his day's work ?

Dear Diary, A great day at work, I warned that eggs contain..... egg! God only knows what disasters have been averted by my foresight and wisdom. While I was at it I warned people that an egg contains 0.08 grammes of sodium, many people need to know this; it is sad to relate that I could not determine the true value of fibre though, a 'trace' seems such an unsatisfactory answer. I can see trouble ahead as people like me, before eating an egg will be forced onto google and wikipedia because I don't know this essential information, our help lines will be buzzing I'm sure..... Oh that's a point for tomorrow's meeting... should we put our help line number in a prominent position ? We really can't have people eating eggs wantonly with no recourse to a help line. A great day, and another brand new and unopened tomorrow.... I'm doing a pack for mixed nuts..... what the hell am I going to put on that?.... life is such a worry.

Free lamps for MP's ?

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A nice lamp post lamp should remind the bastards where power lies when things get really bad,

first one for "our Dave" ?

from The Guardian

Cameron wins over Harlow with town hall-style meeting

.........the first questioner, a middle-aged woman told him. "Will you give the whole country the benefit of a referendum on the EU constitution?"

He would if he could, he told her. But were it to prove impossible, because other states had already ratified it, he would nevertheless fight to get powers back from Brussels.

That will be a No then Dave ?

he is quite happy to give the illusion of fighting for us, what a cunt.... a cunt to follow the other Cuntservative traitors.