Just what we need, more windchimes.

I read that the budget will include a figure with lots of noughts at the end of it to promote more wind turbines. The government is obviously out to get the 'stupid' vote to shore up their 'grandfather used to vote labour' vote.
The map above is from xcweather and shows that not a single turbine in The British Isles, onshore or offshore will be producing any useful power today as there will be no wind of more than 10mph. The forecast for the next few days is more of the same, I look at this site daily as the wind strength and direction is important in my decision whether to go to the coast to do some fishing and/or the the bit of coast where the wind is favourable. This situation of high pressure sitting over the area happens time and time again... and each time the gas, coal and nuclear power stations will have to turn the wick up to make up for the shortfall.

Windchimes are put up by trendies, usually 'wimmin' who are 'finding themselves': the chimes have no function other than to announce when the wind blows, they are expensive, irritatingly noisy, a waste of money and completly pointless..... although your 'trendy' will lay claim to a spiritual gain.

Exactly; wind-chime, wind-turbine